" toilet paper "

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1: Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.

  * e.g.,  ...  Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad. 

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2: Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

  * e.g.,  ...  Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper. 

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1: Best Invention Ever. Period.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented. 

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1:  A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper. 

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2:  A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree! 

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1: Something to wipe your ass with.

  * e.g.,  ... Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd! 

 [ "toilet paper" ]

2: See yugio cards

 [ "toilet paper" ]

1: The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist." 

 [ "toilet paper" ]

1:  A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet

  * e.g.,  ...  Wow, this toilet paper is so soft! 

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2:  A decoration to put on your neighbor's house

  * e.g.,  ...  I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday. 

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3:  The only cure for coronavirus

  * e.g.,  ...  Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus. 

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1: Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!" Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?" Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock" Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..." 

 [ "toilet paper" ]

1: an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

  * e.g.,  ... toilet paper absorbs my cum 

 [ "toilet paper" ]

1: something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

  * e.g.,  ... ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus 

 [ "toilet paper" ]

1: That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

  * e.g.,  ... Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!